Whose Child Is This?

While browsing in the supermarket, my 12 year old son asked if we could get fresh mozzarella and baguettes as a snack. While I was impressed with his gourmand lifestyle choice, I did not indulge him and now I am full of regret. Stupid mother that I am, I did buy him an impulse candy bar at the check-out. I see now where I have gone horribly wrong.