MRI

First, Stand Up MRI is actually performed sitting down. And while it's not enclosed like a traditional MRI, the torture is doled out in another, more insidious manner. As you are made to sit still for half an hour, your eyes cannot move from the giant TV where you are not asked if you would like to watch the last half of How I Met Your Mother and the first half of XMen. As an added bonus, a TV in the dressing room (yes, weird unto itself) plays the first 20 seconds of theme to Cheers in an endless loop.