While the rest of the country was receiving their census forms, we didn't get anything. I did notice a giant pile of forms in the hallway with addresses in surrounding blocks, as though the postal delivery person just left a big pile in each lobby, figuring it would all sort itself out.
So I called the Census Bureau and asked if I could get a form. They told me it was too early, they wouldn't send out a form. Then I forgot about it. And I called again. They told me it was too late to send out a form.
Then I saw a Census Worker staring at the buzzers downstairs and asked him if I could fill out a form. He looked through his pile and said we weren't on his list and I should call a phone number. I called the phone number and there was a message saying the census is over and to call back in 10 years.
Does this mean I don't exist?