This is the paragraph I started writing:
The latest rumor, and it is a rumor, and I am posting a rumor in order to help speed up the process of finding out if it is true or not, is that a fraternity has rented an apartment at 531 E 12th St. The NYU website says that the fraternities are located in one area of one building in Chinatown, which sounds limited to me, but what do I know about fraternities beyond Animal House?
Then, while I was ruminating, and googling, this is what I found:
The link to see photos of yourself trashed doesn't work.
On Saturday night it was reported that hundreds of people were streaming in and out of that building and the police came by at least 5 times, to no avail. At around 3am one resident heard something outside her ground floor window and opened it to find a young man pissing in her flowers. She yelled at him and he ran down the street with his dick hanging out.
Now I am officially freaking out. Frat bars are one thing, an actual frat house is beyond anything I can put into words. Let the phone calls of protest begin.
To start, here is the NYU fraternity contact:
Lyle Matthew Kan
New York University Inter-Fraternity Council President